Texas Lou

One of the worst things you can do at work is burn popcorn.  This terrible offense brings about the punishment of hearing “What’s that terrible smell?” and “Who burned popcorn?” for the rest of the afternoon.

It’s one thing to burn popcorn in your own home where you only risk offending the sense of smell of your loved ones, and really loved ones were made to offend.  But burning popcorn AT WORK, disrupting all of that productivity because each and every coworker HAS to comment on that god-awful smell?  What kind of person would do such a thing?  THE INSANITY!

Ok, so I burned the popcorn…I admit it.  I was distracted while it was in the microwave and I should have been monitoring it very closely.  I apologize VGT and for future reference, for the love of all that smells decent, please don’t talk to Leslie Elsaifi while she is cooking popcorn in the microwave…it can only end badly.  🙂